"Spoken is not yet heard; Heard is not yet understood; Understood is not yet agreed; Agreed is not yet applied; And applied is not yet always applied."
– Konrad L.

"That moment when you’re so hot, you have to stalk your own profile."

"Our brain makes us see ourselves 5 times more beautiful than we really are."

"NEVER underestimate my ability to get absolutely nothing done."

"When I kill a bug in my house I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others."

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"
– Twain, M.

"I never cease to be amazed by the levels of Awesomeness I achieve on a daily basis."

Finish what you start.

How you do anything is how you do everything.

"Ignorance is bliss."

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

"Yang porno itu adalah otak kamu."
– Gus Dur

"A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wi-fi"